funny random sayingsWhat are some funny, random sayings, anything?

i need to put some laughter into peoples bodies...
original, not things i have already heard.
it can be a sentence, saying, anything,
the spaghetti is rolling down the hill!
-theres one.
Is Atheism a non-prophet organization?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him ... is he still wrong?

Is there another word for synonym?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do infanfunny random sayingsts enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" what should you answer?

If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?


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Rephrase: Can adults enjoy infancy as much as chfunny random sayingsildren enjoy adultery?

in class a few days ago someone got a whole buch of questions right and the teacher said "your on a roll" then this goofy guy in our class said" u must be butter bcuz ur on a roll" lol u get it?
"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." - PJ O’Rourke
so easy a caveman can do it.
BOOYAH!!!
the refridgerator is running better catch it. I bet youve never heard that before.